That heart wrenching moment when the URL of your dreams is taken….. AND THEY DON’T EVEN USE IT!
So I wanted to make a new blog, and I thought to myself, The hash slinging slasher (I know it’s from sponge bob, but it is still hilarious, and amazing.) would be the best URL ever! I go to type it in, and as expected, It was taken along with pretty much every variation of that. So I was like “I bet the person who got that URL must be so amazing!” So I decided to type in thehashslingingshasher.tumblr.(com) And to my surprise, the fucker had one post. ONE FUCKING POST! So then I typed in hashslingingslasher.tumblr.(com) and they didnt have ANY POSTS! What a fucking waste of a URL! Someone track down these bastards and get them to delete their blogs!
Anonymous asked: You ugly bitch.
Cool story bro, grow a pair and get the fuck off anon.


